2009, I Salute You! Goodbye, 2008

There are few better ways to celebrate New Year's eve than by taking a bad picture of yourself and good friends. Above is myself and my brother, and yes, I know we look nothing alike.

NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS:

1) I promise to be more mindful of other people's feelings. I will think about how it is to be in the other person's shoes... before taking mine off and bashing them in the face with it.
2) I promise to stop reading trashy books like Twilight and pretending to hate them. I will proclaim my love for mediocrity loudly and proudly. Yay, Stephenie Meyer!!
3) I promise to eat less junk food and exercise more. This year, I will actually go into my gym and join a class rather than watch through the glass window while stuffing my face with strawberry meringues.
4) I promise to work hard and save more. And by work, I mean shop. And by save, I mean buy more shoes.
5) I promise to do everything on this list, efficiently and without complaint, for the length of 2009. Except for #2, because I hate Twilight and anybody who likes it is a big doody-head. So there.